Sarah does not...
- like sitting around and gossiping
- bad mouth me when she gets together with the girls
- like knitting, crocheting, stamping, or any other girly activity
- read romance novels, watch soap operas or any other steamy TV show, or romantic movies
- complain to me about how other women are pretty, skinny, or well dressed
- want to spend all of our money on shoes, purses, and outfits that will go out of style next season
- like metal and hard rock
- have a tattoo (and not a lame colorful flower or animal) and design my tattoos for me
- like movies with lots of killing
- think my crude jokes and farts are funny
- act ridiculous in public. I never get in trouble for embarrassing her anymore. We take turns embarrassing each other now.
- love sports, especially hockey
- wear a lot of black, which is slimming, but not on her. She's already very slim.
- think I'm good looking. Silly her.
- look beautiful. I think she looks hot, but I'm not allowed to say that. She reads my blog and will get after me if I say that. So I won't.
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